Friday, May 12, 2006

Ohh Man

Well, I do realize that I haven't posted in a while.. And a LOT of things have happened since the last post. #1 Thank you all for the prayer..I definetly saw a difference.. #2 Animal issues surfaced. #3 laughter beyond belief..#4 ????.. Let me elaborate. I'll start with #2, becuase #1 is self-explanitory.. Animal Issues..on Friday morning on the 28th of April.. I walked out of my Apartment at around 6:10 am to go to work.. When I open the door I see a huge Oppossum on the front porch.. I shut the door and I had to sit a think a minute. Now I am going to recap something that happened earlier that morning. When I woke up I heard a scratching and another wierd noise in our basement window. The basement window is a fire escape "pit" as I like to call it. Soo putting the 2 things together, Oppossum randomly on my front porch and wierd noise.. Yes my friends, there was a baby Oppossum stuck in the fire"pit" escape window..Yeah and the Mommy Oppossum had 8 babies all over her! Ehggck Minus the one in the pit but it was gross.. To end the story my roomate Nikki climed down in the pit and got it out and put it in a box.. That night it was gone soo.. We don't really know what happened to the baby Oppossum..Thats not all of the animal issues. The next day, which would be the 29th of April. Amy was looking in one of her bags near her bed and saw, a few ants crawling on it.. She picks up the bag and they are allllll overrrr the place! So we looked under her bed and they are swarming under it.. Ehhhhhhh yeah needless to say I had soo much sympathy for amy.. We sprayed spider killer on them then we kind of got high off of that.. haha no but we did feel burning sensations in our nose/throats. Anyway soo they were all dead.. Well we had to vaccuum them all up. We don't have a vaccuum. So we had to borrow the neighbors vaccuum.. It was a huge mess. That weekend was crazy! #3 Laughter..Amy and I are really .......... random. Afrer all of that animal mess, we laughed about it.. Ohh and last night amy started laughing at her fart and then laughed until she cried for nooooo reason.. That probably lasted ohh, about 5 mins. It was really funny:0...And the other night.. We re-recorded our voicemail messages and those are reallly funny.. I reccomend you call both of our phones to listen to the voicemail message. Soo if you know us and you really want to call let me or amy know.. Also my message has another message within it and its bad, but HILARIOUS!!! Soo we laughed really hard about that. #4 i don't know what 4 is about ..maybe that'll be my next post.. Alright guys I am tired of posting and I have laundry to do! Love you all and have a good WEEKEND!!
-and remeber the voicemail message:)

2 comments:

Philip, April, and Malachi said...

I was chuckling at the first few "#"s, and then by the time I got to Amy laughing at her fart I was laughing so hard I almost farted! :oPPPPPPP You two are nuts! Love ya! -April... thanks for calling... naked!

Cara said...

i don't get tired of those stories... and by the way... we have a perfectly functional vacuum to give you guys. we got a new one :)